Silly story 10

Despite Richard's yesticulation  by giving the thumbs up  to indicate that he was willing to pay off his debts, in the end he didn't because he had spent all the money he got by working hard and so he could not retearn it. No wonder he was put to jail where, being an afictionado,  he could enjoy reading his favourite novels.

At the local pub, he had made friends with a lawyer, barister in his spare  time, who Richard hoped, would soon get him out of prison.

Silly story 9

If a child shakes pear trees at the age of 5 or 6, he will most probably develop later a taste for Elizabethan literature.That's his voccassion to show his likes for good books. 
Unfortunately, no evidence has so far been put forward that bears the above assumption out.

Today's entry

Homophoney: term to refer to words like "face/phase", "race/raise", "ice/eyes" whose pronunciation is the same   except for the final sound which is either /s/ or /z/

Silly story 8

It was recently revealed that Ulysses return to Ithaca  was not only an oddyssey, a long and rather strange journey during which he caught a qatarr after visiting Doha, but also, and because of this, as he was shaching with back pain  when he called on the port of Alexandria, he had to see a cairopractor straight away.

Silly story 7

In order to be able to play in a small orchestra, Phil didn't think it was fair to get a floot by unlawful means, so in order to achoir it he asked a group of well-known singers if they had one to spare.

They did have one for sale, but if interested he had to request it formally by tactfully filling out an applicaution.

He thought this was a joke that would take him some time to dijest.

Punnies

Punness (Am.Eng. Punniness): quality of being punny

Punnity: the elegance of a pun

Punnery: collection of puns

Punniferous: words or phrases capable of yielding puns

Punnography: writings or pictures intended to stimulate the coining of new puns

Pun Am: Pun American Airlines today

Punsiero: parody of Verdi’s opera Nabucco

Silly story 6

At the age of 5, little John showed an incredible predisposition to numeracy, something that psychologists confirmed was ineight in him; only that they did corrobolate this when he was 60 years of age and about to retire.

He was the envy of all his friends for his compittance to manage with little money, but one day he met Andrea, the daughter of a pillionaire, and while rowing together on a boat, they had a rowmance which soon after led to matrimoney.

And they lived happily ever after, of course!

Silly story 5

Some spunsors are more than happy to finance wordplay contests because they are strong believers of puntheism, that is, they think the Creator determined wordplay to be inborn in every human being. Many of them are pillionaires who made their fortune selling motorcycle seats but, funnily enough, they objet if they have to travel long distances and always prefer to use other means of transport, such as trains, buses or their own car.