Thursday 31 December 2015

Silly story 27


Being a fanattic, the poor old woman had to move up to live on the floor just below the roof of the building because the dampness in the one-bedroom basement flat caused her to feel roomatic.

Even though she had a carcinomad which, as the term itself indicates is a roaming epithelial cancerous tumour, not always malignant, she wanted to continew doing the household tasks as always, in an original and novel way.

Silly story 26



The authorities had no choice but to wreckognise the huge devastation caused by the earthquake and were ready to satisfactorily wreckompensate those who had lost their homes. That was also a most sad day for urbanights who were now unable to enjoy wandering about the city at night.
Curiously enough, a wedther vane on the top of a building continued pointing out the direction to the place where a wedding was to be celebrated.

Wednesday 30 December 2015

Silly story 25



As a bowlinguist and good elocautionist, Professor Adams described very accurately how to throw the ball towards the hitter by swinging above the head without bending the elbow.
In his field of study, he was most interested in discovering new diphtongues, especially those containing many vowels sounds. Food-wise, he was very frugal; just a hamdwhich for lunch.

Silly story 24



The nobleman of high rank that I happened to meet at a party was a bachelord who confessed to me that he would be willing to marry a buxsome woman, just a bit plump, but not a bombustic one with a prominent bosom.
Food-wise he said he was a cornformist who didn´t object to eating any type of cereals.
Curious people!

Silly story 23



As Christos used to altermate quite often, Jane, his last sentimental companion, told the following aneckdote:
"We were necking in his second-hand mediocar  vehicle near the Parthenon when a member of the Acropolice  emurged very quickly, and after advacating us because we were wrongly parked, he went away".
To her surprise, these things also happened in Athens.

Silly story 22



The bad behaviour of foreigners soon aroused the hostility of the local citizens who quickly showed their animocity and also fuelled Jane's bellyhoo, excited as she was, at the imminence of a new baby. Being in such a state, partly explains why, seized with a wanderlost, she was not interested in travelling and cloathed, that is, hated putting new dresses on.