Silly story 50

The teacher examplified the variety of human races by showing pictures of many types of men and women that can be found around the world. Among them, he explained, there are occasionally certain groups who are homogenius, that is, they share a high degree of intelligence, or of special abilities. In some cases, they speak dielects which, being minority languages, are on the point of disappearing. As regards physical appearance, some are abdominable as a result of overfeeding, but their extreme obesity can be treated if they can afford to pay a specialist in eatiology.

                                                              

Silly story 49

After a brilliant career as an heirman, with many flight hours under the belt, Ralph invested a small inheritance in shares and managed funds. Still young to retire, he then got a job as administraitor of a well-known organization, but after three years he was accused of betraying his employers by paying himself twice his salary for over 10 months. He was brought to trial, and in spite of his witness favourable (and  "substantial") testimoney,  the judge condemned him to 6 months imprisonment and a fine of 2,000 pounds. An escapaid from jail was impossible because none of the guards would accept a bribe from him.

Silly story 48

Those who are not devoteas usually drink coffee for breakfast, and if by any chance they happen to be sick, they also take a sip of licure which helps them to recover. That is so despite the dispensed medicaution with directions to take only those drugs prescribed by a doctor. However, these are crucial when severe stomach pains emerge making people look melancolic.

Silly story 47

On entering the clawsroom where would-be lawyers were waiting to attend his lecture, professor Culford, knowing that they enjoyed defyning people to provide better definitions of something, and given also his expertease at provoking people in a friendly way, put to them the following question:

--Does any of you know if fish have a religion?

To his surprise, one student, raising his hand, said:

--Yes, it is called ichtheology.

Silly story 46

Stephen was a boyant young male, cheerful and very lively as the word indicates, but he suffered from agrophobia and having also decentery, though in a small  degree, the doctor recommended him to move to the city where his parents had a bootique specializing in ladies' footwear. However, he preferred to defar this change of residence sine die.

Silly story 45

Living in a country 6.000 miles away from her fartherland, Ruth decided to put into practice what she thought was a fantastic new project, that is, installing Skype in her mobile phone, so that she could see and talk to her relatives at any time. Soon she found out that hers was not such an origenial idea.

To objet as she did, and dismiss flying as a means  of transport was a major problem for her, mainly because as a profassional she had to go abroad frequently in order to be up-to-date with every emerging trend in the world of fashion and styles of clothing. She was a well paid woman, but not having a foolish greed for money she could not be accused of scupidity. As a housewife, her cooked dishes of meat were stewpendous.